I crack jokes about anything I can at anytime I feel the need to. 

Sometimes for others to forget the harshness of reality

But most of the time, for myself to pretend that everything is fine.

1 year ago on May 16, 2011 at 01:22am

When you skim through your dashboard reading posts and mistake pennies for penises, you know that you’ve been too sex-driven lately.

1 year ago on May 08, 2011 at 09:56pm

They abuse what should not be abused. 

They devour what should not be devoured.

They are the bringers of the end.

They are humans.

1 year ago on May 08, 2011 at 08:43pm

Technology, is amazing right? 

It’s beautiful and it does things that we could have never imagined in our whole lives. It connects us to all corners of the Earth and it opens up a new gate of questions like, where does the internet exactly come from? How does it connect us? We might never figure out all these questions but, we embrace the future and do things at lightning speed from our laptops, cell phones, computers.

But one day, everyone will find out that the internet is not all perfect and beautiful. It too has its bad sides, it brings in creepers, the ones that stare all day at things that aren’t to be mentioned publicly. It breaks apart people who were the closest for years and it keeps others in contact miles away. 

There’s always a good side and a bad side to things, but if you look on the bright side of everything, the bad things don’t always have to bring you down.

Alright. So seeing as today is Friday, I’ll leave everyone off with a humorous quote.

Porn. 

It’s not very accepted in society today but underneath all the silly facades and faces that people put on, Porn is an amazing conversation starter in America. 

America is sex driven, don’t even try to fight that because you see the music videos, the commercials, the shops. And starting in either elementary or middle school in current times, we are subject to being introduced to porn.

There’s a lot of interesting things about porn and it can be a great conversation starter but you probably don’t want to go talk about it in professional settings. I’m sure there are one or two people you can have a deep conversation about porn to though.

When life gives you lemons…

Make lemonade, right?

This phrase is something I’ve heard all my life growing up in America. I’ve realized though that you don’t always have to do just that.

Sometimes I’ll use the lemons to make a lemon cake, or as part of a sauce for my chicken salad or maybe to make some lemon mochi. 

Lemons aren’t about taking it and adding some sugar to make it better. It’s about using what life gives you to brighten up and polish what you already have. 

Hi~

Everyday Philosophy from another POV or, Point of view, is exactly as it says, its just a mesh of normal philosophy from another stand point. One that you might be best friends with or one that you’ve never even pondered over for a second. 

Here I plan on taking the normal everyday things we encounter and try to put a spin on them to show people that life isn’t all black and white, that there are different shades and colors to one idea as well.

I hope they brighten your day and broaden your horizons.